Post by Sandy on Apr 15, 2006 19:00:59 GMT -5
DON'T MESS WITH MOM
>>
>> My son came home from school one day, with a smirk upon his face.
>> He decided he was smart enough, to put me in my place.
>>
>> Guess what I learned in Civics Two, that's taught by Mr. Wright?
>> It's all about the laws today, The 'Children's Bill of Rights.
>>
>> It says I need not clean my room, don't have to cut my hair
>> No one can tell me what to think, or speak, or what to wear.
>>
>> I have freedom from religion, and regardless what you say,
>> I don't have to bow my head, and I sure don't have to pray.
>>
>> I can wear earrings if I want, and pierce my tongue & nose.
>> I can read & watch just what I like, get tattoos from head to toe.
>>
>> And if you ever spank me, I'll charge you with a crime.
>> I'll back up all my charges, with the marks on my behind.
>>
>> Don't you ever touch me, my body's only for my use,
>> Not for your hugs and kisses, that's just more child abuse.
>>
>> Don't preach about your morals, like your Mama did to you.
>> That's nothing more than mind control, And it's illegal too!
>>
>> Mom, I have these children's rights, so you can't influence me,
>> or I'll call Children's Services Division, better known as C.S.D."
>>
>> Of course my first instinct was to toss him out the door.
>> But the chance to teach him a lesson made me think a little more.
>>
>> I mulled it over carefully, I couldn't let this go.
>> A smile crept upon my face, he's messing with a pro.
>>
>> Next day I took him shopping at the local Goodwill Store.
>> I told him, "Pick out all you want, there's shirts & pants galore.
>>
>> I've called and checked with C.S.D. who said they didn't care
>> if I bought you K-Mart shoes instead of those Nike Airs.
>>
>> I've cancelled that appointment to take your driver's test.
>> The C.S.D. is unconcerned so I'll decide what's best."
>>
>> I said "No time to stop and eat, or pick up stuff to munch.
>> And tomorrow you can start to learn to make your own sack lunch.
>>
>> Just save the raging appetite, and wait till dinner time.
>> We're having liver and onions, a favorite dish of mine."
>>
>> He asked "Can I please rent a movie, to watch on my VCR?"
>> Sorry, but I sold your TV, for new tires on my car.
>>
>> I also rented out your room, you'll take the couch instead.
>> The C.S.D. requires just a roof over your head.
>>
>> Your clothing won't be trendy now, I'll choose what we eat.
>> That allowance that you used to get, will buy me something neat.
>>
>> I'm selling off your jet ski, dirt-bike & roller blades.
>> Check out the 'Parents Bill of Rights', It's in effect today!
>>
>> Hey hot shot, are you crying, Why are you on your knees?
>> Are you asking God to help you out, instead of C.S.D..?
>>
>> My son came home from school one day, with a smirk upon his face.
>> He decided he was smart enough, to put me in my place.
>>
>> Guess what I learned in Civics Two, that's taught by Mr. Wright?
>> It's all about the laws today, The 'Children's Bill of Rights.
>>
>> It says I need not clean my room, don't have to cut my hair
>> No one can tell me what to think, or speak, or what to wear.
>>
>> I have freedom from religion, and regardless what you say,
>> I don't have to bow my head, and I sure don't have to pray.
>>
>> I can wear earrings if I want, and pierce my tongue & nose.
>> I can read & watch just what I like, get tattoos from head to toe.
>>
>> And if you ever spank me, I'll charge you with a crime.
>> I'll back up all my charges, with the marks on my behind.
>>
>> Don't you ever touch me, my body's only for my use,
>> Not for your hugs and kisses, that's just more child abuse.
>>
>> Don't preach about your morals, like your Mama did to you.
>> That's nothing more than mind control, And it's illegal too!
>>
>> Mom, I have these children's rights, so you can't influence me,
>> or I'll call Children's Services Division, better known as C.S.D."
>>
>> Of course my first instinct was to toss him out the door.
>> But the chance to teach him a lesson made me think a little more.
>>
>> I mulled it over carefully, I couldn't let this go.
>> A smile crept upon my face, he's messing with a pro.
>>
>> Next day I took him shopping at the local Goodwill Store.
>> I told him, "Pick out all you want, there's shirts & pants galore.
>>
>> I've called and checked with C.S.D. who said they didn't care
>> if I bought you K-Mart shoes instead of those Nike Airs.
>>
>> I've cancelled that appointment to take your driver's test.
>> The C.S.D. is unconcerned so I'll decide what's best."
>>
>> I said "No time to stop and eat, or pick up stuff to munch.
>> And tomorrow you can start to learn to make your own sack lunch.
>>
>> Just save the raging appetite, and wait till dinner time.
>> We're having liver and onions, a favorite dish of mine."
>>
>> He asked "Can I please rent a movie, to watch on my VCR?"
>> Sorry, but I sold your TV, for new tires on my car.
>>
>> I also rented out your room, you'll take the couch instead.
>> The C.S.D. requires just a roof over your head.
>>
>> Your clothing won't be trendy now, I'll choose what we eat.
>> That allowance that you used to get, will buy me something neat.
>>
>> I'm selling off your jet ski, dirt-bike & roller blades.
>> Check out the 'Parents Bill of Rights', It's in effect today!
>>
>> Hey hot shot, are you crying, Why are you on your knees?
>> Are you asking God to help you out, instead of C.S.D..?