Sandy
Legend of Asheron
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Post by Sandy on Feb 7, 2006 8:51:52 GMT -5
A wife was in the kitchen making fried eggs for her husband's breakfast..... Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful .. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK!
Careful, CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him. "What in the hell is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.
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Post by Skaven on Feb 7, 2006 12:03:49 GMT -5
<gigglesnort>
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Post by Threya on Feb 7, 2006 12:11:25 GMT -5
how true
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Post by Sarantis on Feb 7, 2006 16:42:09 GMT -5
*claps*
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